meet mr. stumpyman

i'd like to introduce you to mr. stumpyman. i made him to be keeper of the flower/weed bed in front of my house. he likes to get decked out in holiday finery. this is a picture of him this past july 4th. he was pretty taken with himself and insisted we address him as "uncle stumpyman". mr. stumpyman was a little upset when i relieved him of his holiday vestment so i had to scout up a new do. meet drag queen stumpyman.....
he cuts a dashing figure...don't ya think?