Queen of Stealth

first night camping report:

crawled into car around 11:00pm

between the full moon and the outside light it

was awfully bright without curtains

even with a few clouds i enjoyed a stellar

view of the stars before drifting off to sleep

dreamed about stealth camping in a residential

neighborhood with a plethora of friends and

acquaintances showing up throughout the dream

i live in the country and don't have close

neighbors   (.....very strange dream)

woke to the sound of gentle tapping and 

was immediately reminded of finding a 

mouse in the car last summer

realized the sound was rain...  grabbed keys....

leaned over front seat to start car and roll windows

up....

SET OFF CAR ALARM

(cue the police song king of pain and insert

queen of stealth...sigh)

after much fumbling managed to get

alarm turned off

potty break

pulled blanket over head and

slept until morning

first night:   done!